Happy Thanksgiving from evolution! Enjoy your roast ugly dinosaur.
Why is the cape rain frog mad? I don’t know, evolution, maybe because you made it look like a bloated alien rock with arms?
Evolution obviously did the mola mola on a Friday afternoon.
Honestly, evolution, the trumpeter hornbill looks more like a Photoshop accident than a proper bird. How stupid do you think we are?
"Hey, evolution, what are you doing for Halloween?"
"Well, I made this moth, and then I dressed it up like two flies feeding on a big wet pile of bird crap."
"I even made it smell like bird crap.”
"Isn’t it awesome?"
"Why couldn’t you just do ‘sexy cat’ like everyone else?"
Evolution produced the Visayan warty pig during an angsty adolescent phase. Don’t ask.
Come on, evolution. There’s no way this “deep-sea jelly" is a real animal. You’ve been reading science fiction again, haven’t you?
The planthopper nymph: Business in the front, party in the back.