WTF, Evolution?

Sep 15

[video]

Sep 12

"I just had the best idea."
"Oh, great."
"You know how most animals poop out blobs or tubes or little pellets?"
"Um…"
"I’m going to make this wombat poop different."
"Poop… different…?"
"I’m going to make it poop cubes!”
"Seriously?"
"That way the poops won’t roll away when the wombat uses them to mark its territory.”
"I think you’ve finally lost it."
"It’s called ‘innovation,’ my friend."
Source: Flickr / steven-young / licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

"I just had the best idea."

"Oh, great."

"You know how most animals poop out blobs or tubes or little pellets?"

"Um…"

"I’m going to make this wombat poop different."

"Poop… different…?"

"I’m going to make it poop cubes!

"Seriously?"

"That way the poops won’t roll away when the wombat uses them to mark its territory.”

"I think you’ve finally lost it."

"It’s called ‘innovation,’ my friend."

Source: Flickr / steven-young / licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

Sep 05

"Hey, this is basically fish-shaped, right?"
"Um… I guess so? What’s with the horns?"
"I’m going for kind of a surrealist thing."
"Hm. I don’t know, evolution. It looks weird."
"That’s sort of the point."
"I don’t think anyone’s going to get it."
"Look, if people don’t ‘get’ the longhorn cowfish, so be it. All truly great art is misunderstood, right?"
"Just keep telling yourself that."
Source: Wikimedia Commons / H. Zell / licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0

"Hey, this is basically fish-shaped, right?"

"Um… I guess so? What’s with the horns?"

"I’m going for kind of a surrealist thing."

"Hm. I don’t know, evolution. It looks weird."

"That’s sort of the point."

"I don’t think anyone’s going to get it."

"Look, if people don’t ‘get’ the longhorn cowfish, so be it. All truly great art is misunderstood, right?"

"Just keep telling yourself that."

Source: Wikimedia Commons / H. Zell / licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0