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“Damn it! I ran out of noses. Maybe I shouldn’t have put so many on the fish.”
“It’s okay, evolution, there’s another shipment coming in next week. Just wait until then.”
“But I’m already behind deadline on these monkeys! Natural selection’s really been riding my ass lately; if I hold these up any longer, I’m toast.”
“You can’t send them out without noses, dude. It’s grotesque.”
“I don’t think I have a choice. I really need this job.”
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“Damn it! I ran out of noses. Maybe I shouldn’t have put so many on the fish.”

“It’s okay, evolution, there’s another shipment coming in next week. Just wait until then.”

“But I’m already behind deadline on these monkeys! Natural selection’s really been riding my ass lately; if I hold these up any longer, I’m toast.”

“You can’t send them out without noses, dude. It’s grotesque.”

“I don’t think I have a choice. I really need this job.”

Source: discoverwildlife.com

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