“Hey! Hey! I think I finally made something cute.” “Oh, yeah? Let’s see.” “It’s a ‘shoebill.’ It’s big and blue and adorable. Nice, right?” “It’s… hm. I don’t know. I like the blue, but something about those eyes is kind of creeping me out right now.” “What? Come on. Those are friendly eyes. It wants to be your friend.” “Okay. Okay, yeah. You’re right, evolution, I’m sorry. Should I feed it, maybe? What does it eat?” “Baby crocodiles.” “Oh Jesus Christ.”
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“Hey! Hey! I think I finally made something cute.”

“Oh, yeah? Let’s see.”

“It’s a ‘shoebill.’ It’s big and blue and adorable. Nice, right?”

“It’s… hm. I don’t know. I like the blue, but something about those eyes is kind of creeping me out right now.”

“What? Come on. Those are friendly eyes. It wants to be your friend.”

“Okay. Okay, yeah. You’re right, evolution, I’m sorry. Should I feed it, maybe? What does it eat?”

“Baby crocodiles.”

“Oh Jesus Christ.”

Source: Flickr / makitani

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