Wait, what is that giant red leech doing? Is it about to—oh, no. No, no, no. No, evolution. Not cool. Just because two things are both tube-shaped doesn’t mean you can just… oh, god. No. No.
"Hey, evolution, you seem like you’re feeling better. That’s a pretty red bug you’re making there.”
"Oh, thanks. It’s a flatid leaf bug."
"I like the shape. And that’s a lovely shade of red."
"I picked it myself."
"That’s a weird fuzzy branch it’s crawling on, though, huh?"
"What? No. Those are the babies."
"… you are so weird.”
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